Moses Meme Enjoyers Pillows

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"OMG, LOL!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Modern Novel.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Mark Zuckerberg

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Tinnitus?"

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Internet Magazine.

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'