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Cats on social media

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Bigfoot"

"OMG, LOL!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

The Modern Novel.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Mark Zuckerberg

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Tinnitus?"