Meme Admirer Pillows

Monkey's Selfie - whose copyright?

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Ancient Racing

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Bert's dog training.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Obsession with the Internet.

Cow's straw

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

On the brink.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'