Misunderstanding Memes Appreciator Pillows

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Oh Hi!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Steamed vegetables."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Russia Money Laundering

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

The Greek Trampoline

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Amateurs."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.