Misunderstanding Memes Appreciator Mugs

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Steamed vegetables."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Oh Hi!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

What's an Imax cave?

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Russia Money Laundering

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

The Greek Trampoline

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Amateurs."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'