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"Give it a rest Phil. I doubt God will speak to you from a burning brush."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Ruddy bloggers!

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I have an app for that."

The ten ammendments

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Is there an audio edition?"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

'I wonder if he faked it?'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

Who is the fairest of them all?

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

"Perhaps we could think of me sitting here as an art installation, that would help."

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

"I never knew the color red could be so incomprehensible."