Modern Moses Mugs

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"Give it a rest Phil. I doubt God will speak to you from a burning brush."

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Ruddy bloggers!

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

The ten ammendments

"I have an app for that."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Is there an audio edition?"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"Ah, sweatpants."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

'I wonder if he faked it?'

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

Man reading the title of an all white painting at an art gallery.

'I think it's called RED!'

'I'm told the natives are quite technologically advances here - they worship Mark Zuckerberg.'

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

Brancusi.

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

"They're crowdsourcing your session."

'I'm probably not gonna get a 'Like' on my facebook account after this.'

Who is the fairest of them all?

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Moses crosses the Grand Central Parkway

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

'Okay, now...while holding down the commandment key, type in the number ten.'

'Shouldn't a cultural center have more to it than video games?'