Modern Moses Enthusiast Gifts

'Couldn't you just text these to me?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

"...My daughter, the model..."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

The News in Capsule Form.

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

You Have 1 New Messages

Garden of Earthly Delights

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

New York Man

'I'm not sure that a more ethnically aware Pope is the right way to go.'

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

'I think it's called RED!'

"Jim is a good old-fashioned modernist."

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

Marie-Therese Walter

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."