"How am I going to put in a new tape?"
Modern Living Humorist Gifts
Looking for gifts that embody the sharp, playful spirit of a modern living humorist? Our collection features witty designs and clever quotes perfect for anyone who celebrates the humorous side of contemporary life. Whether it’s for a friend who loves a good laugh or someone who appreciates clever commentary, these items bring a light-hearted touch to modern living. Perfect for adding a burst of humor to everyday routines.
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
"We think it has something to do with your genome."
"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."
Peter
Pop Top Ice FIshing
This man is an island.
"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."
'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'
God bless our home equity line of credit.
"You didn't seriously think that one does one's own huffing and puffing these days, did you?"
"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."
"You're not just a number here. You're a number who hasn't been fired yet."
"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."
"Lemonade App: $1"
Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.
"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."
'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'
"Bloody Cyclops!"
"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."
Rocket charmer.
I'm Proud of my Gay Son!....I'm Proud of my Cross-Dressing Dad.
Hits Needed, please click.
'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'
"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."
Castle with parking lot.
"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."
'And this is the walk-in laundry chute.'
"I need a companion."
"I thought you turned location services off."
"And remember, dear, at midnight it turns back into an Uber."
Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.
"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."
"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."
"I have only my selfie to blame."
Modern Living Humorist Gifts Collection
Modern Living Humorist Mugs
Discover our collection of modern living humorist mugs and add a dash of wit to every coffee break.
Modern Living Humorist Pillows
Find your perfect humorous accent with our modern living humorist pillows—quintessential for adding wit to home decor.
Modern Living Humorist Prints
Browse our modern living humorist prints for a clever, stylish way to bring humor and personality into your space.
Modern Living Humorist T-Shirts
Explore our witty modern living humorist T-shirts and make a humorous statement wherever you go.