Modern Fertility Fairy Tale Gifts

'Some days I curse that IVF treatment.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

IVF assessment centre.

Pregnancy Test

Three Parent Baby

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

"We can make you more pregnant than you ever though possible."

"Just for variety, Doc, next time let's insert the embryos doggy style."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

Science and mothers day

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

"Great news! Your sperm count is dangerously low!"

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Mother Love is Without Logic

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"That's right, fifty pounds and the pick of the litter."

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."