Modern Design Gifts

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

'.. and after architecture school, I decided to stay right here and do some farming.'

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

"Surprise!"

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

'Get with it, Dave! Cubicles are the new barrels!'

'This must be one of those unisex bathrooms.'

'I've had the office modernized, trouble is, now you don't fit in anymore.'

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Copycats

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Empty box of ideas

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Happy Easter

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Hair Crop Circle

Haute Suture

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Creative department

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Baroque Peacock

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."