Modern Style Gifts

Showing A Bit of Leg: 1967 and 2017

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Queen of Upcycling!

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Selfie Stick

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Dawing your Cellphone

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.