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'I sit here and solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze architectral possibilities...but somehow being a Renaissance man isn't what it used to be.'

Lemniskate

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Missing. Last seen with.

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

Mathematics.

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Darling, you complete me!"

Computer clown.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Jesus forgets to save.

Calculator Jokes

'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

After convincing his competitors that being early to bed and early to rise would make them healthy, wealthy and wise, Ben Franklin stayed up all night working on his next invention.

There were lots of school subjects in the relationship with my first sweetheart. At first it was simple math - one plus one. Then the attraction grew. Oh, lots of chemistry. Economics and geography became a problem. I had no money and her family moved to another town. I ran into her the other day. It was awkward. Ah, I see too much history there!

Lottery Here. Don't you know the lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math? Yes, but we're hoping for a huge tax refund.

Why parallel lines never meet.

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

"Dios mio! I can't believe they're selling this!"

"As you probably heard me telling Liz, I'd like to start seeing other twins."

'Better than changing lead into gold, I've transmitted dihydreic alcohol and terephalic acid into polyester.'

"I'm standing on my head"

A tremendous thirst for knowledge

"I read that girls go for smart guys."