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A tremendous thirst for knowledge

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'But I digress...'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'Maths is fun!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'190 divided by two...'

Graduation Speech.