Future Polymath T-Shirts

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Lemniskate

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

"Junior learned his first word today"

Mathematics.

Future Nostalgia

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'I sit here and solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze architectral possibilities...but somehow being a Renaissance man isn't what it used to be.'

"Darling, you complete me!"

Calculator Jokes

Probability Test.

Student driver and a student mechanic.

Junior Accountant

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

Little boy being punished in corner beside bag marked 'Little Computer Repairman'.

"Look Darling, his first web page"

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

Why parallel lines never meet.

After convincing his competitors that being early to bed and early to rise would make them healthy, wealthy and wise, Ben Franklin stayed up all night working on his next invention.

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."

"Thanks for that. Do you mind if I ask you a few maths questions now?"