Future Polymath Mugs

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Lemniskate

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"When Junior was small his first words were Dot Com."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

"Junior learned his first word today"

Mathematics.

'I sit here and solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze architectral possibilities...but somehow being a Renaissance man isn't what it used to be.'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"Darling, you complete me!"

Junior Accountant

Student driver and a student mechanic.

Probability Test.

Calculator Jokes

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

"Look Darling, his first web page"

Little boy being punished in corner beside bag marked 'Little Computer Repairman'.

"Thanks for that. Do you mind if I ask you a few maths questions now?"

3D printer flaw,

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'