Future Mathematicians T-Shirts

"Thanks for that. Do you mind if I ask you a few maths questions now?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gracie's baby toys.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Baby Scientist

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

Plasma Ball

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

Baby Potty Training Robot