Future Mathematicians Gifts

"Thanks for that. Do you mind if I ask you a few maths questions now?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gracie's baby toys.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Common Core Family Therapy

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Baby Scientist

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Plasma Ball

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."