Modern-day Polymath Pillows

'I sit here and solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze architectral possibilities...but somehow being a Renaissance man isn't what it used to be.'

Lemniskate

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

Missing. Last seen with.

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

Mathematics.

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Darling, you complete me!"

Computer clown.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Jesus forgets to save.

Calculator Jokes

'I'm experimenting with right brain math.'

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

Noah performing X-ray security checks for the ark.

'I think Euclid is getting carried away with his work.'

"Dios mio! I can't believe they're selling this!"

"As you probably heard me telling Liz, I'd like to start seeing other twins."

'Better than changing lead into gold, I've transmitted dihydreic alcohol and terephalic acid into polyester.'

A tremendous thirst for knowledge

"I read that girls go for smart guys."