"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."
Modern-day Odysseus Gifts
Looking for a gift for the modern-day Odysseus? Our collection captures the thrill of adventure and the curiosity of a restless explorer. Perfect for creatives who see life as an epic journey filled with discoveries and stories worth telling. Whether they’re sailing new waters or charting unknown paths, inspire their quest with a thoughtful, witty present that matches their epic spirit.
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."
Saint George and the Drag Queen
Cupid and Targets
'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'
Weird things I do because of the internet
Free speech isn't cheap!
"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"
"Who can we call?"
cuPad
"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."
10 Commandments if God was a Woman...
Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
Hot Towel Web Service
Centaur Sprinter
Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk
"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."
Online Dating for Dummies
Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"
"Ah, sweatpants."
'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'
You Have 1 New Messages
Pucker up!
No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!
'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'
Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...
'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'
"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."
'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'
"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."
"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."
'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'
Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.
'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'
Modern-day Odysseus Gifts Collection
Modern-day Odysseus Mugs
Discover mugs featuring designs inspired by the modern Odyssey, perfect for encouraging their adventurous mornings.
Modern-day Odysseus Pillows
Find pillows that bring the spirit of exploration into their home décor, perfect for inspiring their next adventure.
Modern-day Odysseus Prints
Browse prints that capture the essence of the modern Odysseus—thoughtfully illustrated for explorers and dreamers.
Modern-day Odysseus T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts that celebrate the epic journey of the modern-day Odysseus—ideal for adventurers and creatives alike.