Modern-day Adam And Eve Gifts

"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

cuPad

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Online Dating for Dummies

The dead sea scrolls

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Pucker up!

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

"U R like so ded!"