Modern-day Adam And Eve T-Shirts

"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

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'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

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"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

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The dead sea scrolls

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Pucker up!

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

Godot finally turns up

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

"U R like so ded!"