Adam And Eve Enthusiast T-Shirts

Eve reads sign: Try the new apple diet lose pounds instantly.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"We won!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Getting to Know You

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Spoiler alert."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Dialogue

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Quentin Tarantino

The Airport.

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Love Birds love just being together

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Valentines Balloons