Adam And Eve Enthusiast Gifts

Eve reads sign: Try the new apple diet lose pounds instantly.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"We won!"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Now here's a place I like!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Why Cows Leave Home

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Spoiler alert."

Dialogue

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Gates A-B Taking Care of Business, C-D Funny Business, E-F Do Your Business.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

The Airport.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment