Modern Cupids Gifts

Online Dating for Dummies

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'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Everybody meets online these days."

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Hubble Telescope

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

Love in social networks

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

"Doctor, does my policy cover little sharp arrows?!"

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Artist

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."