Modern Cupids Pillows

Online Dating for Dummies

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Eros's Injection

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'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Happy Valentine's Day.

We found each other the first time either of us tried online dating! It was love at first website!

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Hubble Telescope

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

Love in social networks

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."