Modern Day Cupids Pillows

"I feel like I have all this anger inside but no one special to share it with."

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Everybody meets online these days."

cuPad

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Happy Valentine's Day.

Online Dating for Dummies

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Pucker up!

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Hubble Telescope

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

Love in social networks

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

"Doctor, does my policy cover little sharp arrows?!"

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

Cinderella.

"Sorry, I just need a Valentines Day Card"