Modern-day Odysseus Pillows

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Cupid and Targets

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Free speech isn't cheap!

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Who can we call?"

cuPad

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

Hot Towel Web Service

Centaur Sprinter

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Online Dating for Dummies

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

You Have 1 New Messages

Pucker up!

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'