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Hot Towel Web Service

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Tiger Costume

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Wifi Peacock

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Odd Spas

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'Halt! User name and password.'

Still Here

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

Internet Name Tags.

Internet Dude

New York with free high-speed WiFi

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Internet Possessed Mind

'Oh, don't mind the senator. He and his colleagues always get this way when they start thinking of the day they'll start taxing the Internet.'

"I like this site. It's asking if I'll accept cookies and pizza and donuts and beer and..."

"How come some media companies are so shy of web recruitment?" "Anorak-naphobia?"

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Home is where..."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."