Modern-day Almsgiver Pillows

To donate text 'tramp' plus the amount to 88823.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ruddy bloggers!

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

The ten ammendments

"I have an app for that."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Computerized society.

"All those in favor Retweet."

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

Modern Communications

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

First O.M.G. church.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

Pastoring for Dummies

TV and man

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"He didn't mean on Twitter."

'Truthfully - do you really Laugh Out Loud at all my texts?'