Modern-day Soothsayer Pillows

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Pie Filling Reader

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

End of world nigh!!!

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

The Circle.

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

European Stock Analyst

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

Palm Top Readings

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"

"Today the Federal Reserve announced interest rates will stay the same, but hemlines will rise."

Greece & EU

'I met my husband at one of these conventions. You could say it was love at second sight.'

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."

'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'

'But will you still respect me in the morning?'

It's just going to continue and continue.

2010 fortune teller.

"I told you so!"

"You've got mail."

The World Ends In 30 Days...21 Business Days

"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"