Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.
Modern-day Soothsayer Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that hints at clairvoyance and cosmic insight. Perfect for the modern soothsayer who loves a good laugh with their coffee or tea.
"He's my smart-aleck twin."
Pie Filling Reader
"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."
"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"
'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'
"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."
Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.
End of world nigh!!!
"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"
A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.
Information desk manned by a fortune teller.
The Circle.
"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."
'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'
'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'
Palm Top Readings
"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."
"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."
Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods
European Stock Analyst
"If I keep predicting a market crash, eventually I'll have to be right!"
'I met my husband at one of these conventions. You could say it was love at second sight.'
"Today the Federal Reserve announced interest rates will stay the same, but hemlines will rise."
Greece & EU
"It's for my back. You have two more questions."
"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."
'In the future I see much spam and many people with a blog.'
'But will you still respect me in the morning?'
It's just going to continue and continue.
2010 fortune teller.
"You've got mail."
"Stay with me. I just want to cross-check your fortune with a quick Google search."
"Hey Zelda...What do I do when the screen goes blank?"
Modern-day Soothsayer Mugs Collection
Modern-day Soothsayer Pillows
Add some mystical charm to your space with our witty pillows designed for the modern soothsayer.
Modern-day Soothsayer Prints
Brighten up any room with prints that celebrate the playful and insightful personality of the contemporary soothsayer.
Modern-day Soothsayer T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that blend humor and mystique for anyone who loves to embrace their intuitive side.