Techie Soothsayer Pillows

Add whimsy and personality to their space with our techie soothsayer pillows—cozy, witty designs that celebrate their love for tech, prophecy, and a good laugh.

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"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."

"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes." mockup

"With Crystal Protect, we'll monitor your crystal ball to prevent the hack and theft of your clients' fortunes."

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'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.' mockup

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

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"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul." mockup

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down. mockup

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

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Pie Filling Reader

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"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support." mockup

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

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"I'm going on a retreat."

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

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'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.' mockup

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

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"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions." mockup

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

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First O.M.G. church.

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'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.' mockup

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

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Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks. mockup

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

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Holy phone

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You Have 1 New Messages

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I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company. mockup

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

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Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out. mockup

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

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"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist pump."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist pump." mockup

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist pump."

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"The gods must be on-line tonight." mockup

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

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"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out." mockup

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

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End of world nigh!!!

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The Circle.

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'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

'I can see much grief, suffering and misfortune ahead - and you'll always be dogged by extremely bad luck - but, the good news is you're going to live to a very old age!'

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"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ." mockup

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

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Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone. mockup

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

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Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods mockup

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

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'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.' mockup

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

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"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support." mockup

"I'm having trouble in computer class, Sir. Please send tech support."

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Palm Top Readings

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"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in." mockup

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

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European Stock Analyst

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'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'

'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?' mockup

'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'

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Techie Soothsayer Pillows Collection

Techie Soothsayer Mugs

Explore our range of techie soothsayer mugs and discover the perfect humorous gift for the tech-savvy visionary in your life.

Techie Soothsayer Prints

Browse our curated art prints featuring techie soothsayers—ideal for inspiring or amusing your favorite digital oracle with creative flair.

Techie Soothsayer T-Shirts

Check out our collection of techie soothsayer t-shirts—stylish and witty designs ideal for those who love blending technology with a touch of prophecy.