Modern-day Almsgiver T-Shirts

To donate text 'tramp' plus the amount to 88823.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ruddy bloggers!

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I have an app for that."

The ten ammendments

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

Computerized society.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Modern Communications

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"

First O.M.G. church.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

Pastoring for Dummies

"If you want to know how my day went, read my blog."

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

TV and man

"He didn't mean on Twitter."