Modern Convenience In Rural Setting Fan Gifts

"Last time anyone hear tell of an elevator stopping in these parts was 1993 or so. . ."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Stainglass Windows '33

Pizza-Matic

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Vents, real and digital.

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

3...2...1...I'm Recording

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Santa, please take a photo of yourself with our presents so I can post it on my Facebook. Thanks! XOXO

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

The Kings Head.

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

Young Farmers have quiz, and one is a 'barn dunce'.

Vinny 'The Mole' was a firm believer in Take Your Daughter To Work Day.

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

'Nice extension.'

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

Neigh-berhood watch scheme in a stables.

Nudist At Home

Cow boy.

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

We Have The Mouse. . . We Have The Trap.

'Thanks! -- These will look great on the coffee table!'

'I bumped my head and my inflatable earbuds went off.'

'The cashier at the convenience store is the only person who gets me.'