Modern Convenience In Rural Setting Fan Gifts

"Last time anyone hear tell of an elevator stopping in these parts was 1993 or so. . ."

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Pizza-Matic

Stainglass Windows '33

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

Vents, real and digital.

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

'Having a toy chest that folds out into a desk has really helped.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

The Kings Head.

'Aren't you glad we decided not to fly north thing spring?'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"

Young Farmers have quiz, and one is a 'barn dunce'.

'Nice extension.'

"Do you know who I'd like a one-to-one with?"

'I hear he died laughing...while texting.'

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

Neigh-berhood watch scheme in a stables.

Nudist At Home

Cow boy.

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

We Have The Mouse. . . We Have The Trap.

'Thanks! -- These will look great on the coffee table!'

'I bumped my head and my inflatable earbuds went off.'

'The cashier at the convenience store is the only person who gets me.'

"You mean you had a phone all along?"