Modern Contraption Critic Gifts

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

The Jerry Scarer

"Tarzan no want computer."

Clam Spearing

Air Dentistry

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Testing a Fiancee

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Bagging the Chipmunk

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Square Pegs into Round Holes

The Haroplane

"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Lighting a Pipe

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions

Egg Armour Plating

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: V "The Queen of the Harem" A Pathetic Incident at the taking of Constantinople.

Decoying the Giraffe

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Trapping the Polecat