Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'
Modern Contraption Critic T-Shirts
Express your inner tech critic with our stylish t-shirts! These witty and modern designs are perfect for anyone passionate about gadgets and innovative design, adding a clever touch to casual attire.
A Communal Breakfast for the Young
"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"
Congratulations on your retirement!
"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."
"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."
The Jerry Scarer
"Tarzan no want computer."
Clam Spearing
Air Dentistry
Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.
Testing a Fiancee
Tea and Sugar Rationing
Bagging the Chipmunk
"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."
Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.
Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral
Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.
Square Pegs into Round Holes
The Haroplane
"Have you noticed how blatant sex is everywhere in the culture but here?"
You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.
Lighting a Pipe
Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.
For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel
Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.
"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"
How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions
Egg Armour Plating
Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: V "The Queen of the Harem" A Pathetic Incident at the taking of Constantinople.
Decoying the Giraffe
Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn
Ski Vagaries in Switzerland
Self-Propelled Skating Gadget
Trapping the Polecat
Modern Contraption Critic T-Shirts Collection
Modern Contraption Critic Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring clever designs for the modern contraption critic—ideal for morning coffee and tech debate!
Modern Contraption Critic Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate the inventive spirit of the modern contraption critic—perfect for adding humor and personality to any living space.
Modern Contraption Critic Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that capture the wit and creativity of the modern contraption critic—ideal for showcasing your love of innovation.