Modern Contraptions Lover T-Shirts

Fire Dreams of Microwave.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Clam Spearing

Air Footer

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Air Dentistry

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Modern Charm

The Painting Channel

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Testing a Fiancee

"I'm on the haywain."

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

The Haroplane

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

Square Pegs into Round Holes

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Absurd flying machine

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: V "The Queen of the Harem" A Pathetic Incident at the taking of Constantinople.

Portable Pedestrian Crossings

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland