Modern Contraptions Lover T-Shirts

Fire Dreams of Microwave.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Clam Spearing

Air Footer

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Air Dentistry

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Friday night was always sext night.

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Modern Charm

The Painting Channel

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Testing a Fiancee

"I'm on the haywain."

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

The Haroplane

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Square Pegs into Round Holes

'It started out as a pup tent, but it ended up as some sort of homage to Frank Gehry.'

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Absurd flying machine

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

A Leak in the Channel Tunnel