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"I built the moat to throw out all the smart phones. Nothing was getting conquered around here."

Men Texting: Merge

"Geoffrey refuses to own a mobile because he doesn't want his meta data used against him in a targeted drone strike!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"AI chat bot"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Modern Life Blues

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Social media and censorship...

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

Someday

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

The emperor has no phone!

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology