Modern Technology Critic T-Shirts

"I built the moat to throw out all the smart phones. Nothing was getting conquered around here."

Men Texting: Merge

"Geoffrey refuses to own a mobile because he doesn't want his meta data used against him in a targeted drone strike!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"AI chat bot"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Social media and censorship...

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Modern Life Blues

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."