Modern Church Culture Observer Gifts

The new house of worship greeter.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Selfie Stick

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Trump Tower

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

America's pastimes through British eyes

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

English man in Australia during christmas

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century

Cubans against annexation to the USA

After hours TV.