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The new house of worship greeter.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Selfie Stick

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Trump Tower

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

America's pastimes through British eyes

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Liking a Painting

English man in Australia during christmas

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Cubans against annexation to the USA

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

"Those aren't drones. Those are birds. You need to get out more."

After hours TV.

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century