Modern Apostles T-Shirts

'Twelve More Disciples'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

The ten ammendments

"I have an app for that."

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

'Let there be cool.'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Dark Clouds

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Pastoring for Dummies

Le Corbusier

Virtual Lap Dancing

You Have 1 New Messages

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

Harvest Data Festival

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"Do you accept credit card?"

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

Houdini 2019

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Progressions.

'We're gonna skip the theatrics today and get right into the Word ...'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

David and Goliath(?)

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

'New Charismatic'