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The ten ammendments

"I have an app for that."

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fairy Vet

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Holy water, holy water...."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Fish and bread? That's it? Seriously?'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'It's a medical miracle. According to your notes you should have been dead years ago!'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

TV and man

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

Miracles on 34th Street.