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Moses on the web

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

doom.com

A self-filling prophecy.

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"The end of the world is nigh."

Nostrildamus.

Sidewalk Prophet

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

Modern day doomsayer

Your problem is you lack committment.

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

End of World Time Out

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

',,,,,and make it snappy'

Stop worrying, the end is near anyway!