Modern Day Prophet Mugs

Dark Clouds

Moses on the web

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'He may be the Messiah, but he's no Springsteen.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

doom.com

A self-filling prophecy.

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

"The end of the world is nigh."

Nostrildamus.

Sidewalk Prophet

'Replaced by analytical software. I should have seen it coming.

"I have difficulty expressing my feelings."

Modern day doomsayer

Your problem is you lack committment.

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

"Do I have time to run to the store?"

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

End of World Time Out

',,,,,and make it snappy'