Modern Apostles Prints

'Twelve More Disciples'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"I have an app for that."

The ten ammendments

'Let there be cool.'

Dark Clouds

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Pastoring for Dummies

Le Corbusier

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his internet provider?'

Two of everything on Noah's ark.

Virtual Lap Dancing

You Have 1 New Messages

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"You may need to pep up your sermons, sir. Some of the members are requesting WIFI in the pews."

Harvest Data Festival

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

Houdini 2019

"Do you accept credit card?"

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'We're gonna skip the theatrics today and get right into the Word ...'

Progressions.

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'...and to speed up the collection process, donations can now be made by texting 'CHURCH' to 873346.'

David and Goliath(?)

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

'New Charismatic'

"Just scan the QR code."