Modern Preachers Prints

Decorate their office or study with striking prints that honor the modern preacher’s mission, mixing inspiring quotes, witty one-liners, and contemporary design elements.

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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist. mockup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?" mockup

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'" mockup

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

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"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama." mockup

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

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"Black or white, Vicar?"

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'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?' mockup

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

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"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly." mockup

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

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'The meek shall inherit the Earth!' mockup

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

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Night-time halo

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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!' mockup

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

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'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.' mockup

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy." mockup

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

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'First the dinosaurs, now this...' mockup

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

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"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!" mockup

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

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Thou Shalt Not!

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'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?' mockup

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

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Dogma

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"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!" mockup

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

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'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!' mockup

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.' mockup

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

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"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!" mockup

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

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"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?" mockup

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

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"We missed you at church Sunday." mockup

"We missed you at church Sunday."

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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"That's the preacher's dog."

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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Clown Ministry Baptism Today

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"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'." mockup

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

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"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work." mockup

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

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The ecumenical dinner party.

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Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.' mockup

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

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Modern Preachers Prints Collection

Modern Preachers Mugs

Discover more uplifting gifts for modern preachers on our mugs page, featuring designs that inspire faith, humor, and dedication.

Modern Preachers Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that celebrate the modern preacher’s spiritual journey, combining comfort and inspiration in one charming package.

Modern Preachers T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts for modern preachers that blend faith, wit, and comfort — perfect for wearing their message with pride.