Mobs Gifts

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

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He loves the water.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

Mobsters at the Beach

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

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"Paper or plastic?"

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Gangsta wrap.

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

The Clown Hit

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'