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"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"Paper or plastic?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

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'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

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"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Did you remember to whack the cat?"

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'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The Mafia Goes Green.

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Relax... When I said, your husband's swimming with the fishes. I merely meant that he's gone SCUBA diving with the boss.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."