Mnemonist Gifts

Memory School - Mnemonics - 'You simply associate each number with a word, such as 'table' and 3,4,76,029.'

A Good Batch.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Hollywood producer.

I demand to see a lawyer. May I say, you've come to the right place.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'What do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

Communication

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

"A Party-Political broadcast is due in a minute."

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

Hollywood director.

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

"Could you keep still?"

'Type that up, make ten thousand copies, and send them to all the important people in the world.'

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

Moonshine Lite!

"It's a large megaphone to make our voices he heard."

"Yeah but he wasn't just the devourer of souls, he also created lots of jobs!"

'Careful, this plate isn't hot.'

Mermaid Romance

Ballet Beggar.

How Not to Remember Names

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Please Wait To Be Scared.

"Tonight I'll be performing a monologue about where I like to shop, my hair color, and something my mother did that upset me."

Ernie, cramming a lifetime's worth of junk into every cupboard, closet and corner of your home makes you a hoarder, not a prepper.

Bell Ringing

Writer's Block: Actors, Dancers and Visual Artists Only.

''To be or not to be'? -- It's always about you, isn't it?'